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03-29-2007, 01:11 PM
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Foo Rules, feel free to add your own
Rule 1: Anything goes in the Foo.
Rule 2: All threads shall be rated 5 stars.
Rule 3: Uber is the greatest @ being Uber.
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Pyrotechnics
Non-sequitors must be immediately bumped with additional non-sequitors.
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03-29-2007, 01:15 PM
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non se·qui·tur(nn skw-tr, -tr)
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1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.
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03-29-2007, 01:21 PM
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Rule 5: If you disagree with anything Uber posts, see Rule 3.
*Sonuvazag: You forgot to number your rules. See Rule 6.
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If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!
Chuck D asked if he could get a witness; Uber asks if GU can get a Sweet 16 win....
Yes Uber Can!
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03-29-2007, 01:22 PM
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Rule 6: If you add to the rules, you must number them sequentially.
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If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!
Chuck D asked if he could get a witness; Uber asks if GU can get a Sweet 16 win....
Yes Uber Can!
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03-29-2007, 01:23 PM
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Rule no. AB3 - Number your rules.
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03-29-2007, 01:25 PM
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Rule 1 just became Rule 7
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Rule 1: Anything goes in the Foo.
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Because this rule obviously doesn't count for anything.
Rule 7: As rules are added, Rule 1 will become the last rule and is now rule 8.
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03-29-2007, 01:31 PM
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Rule No. 14 - Don't let 'em hit ya where the good Lord split ya!
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03-29-2007, 01:34 PM
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OMG!
Rule No. 99 - No photos posted of scantily clad morbidly obese people of either gender. PUH - LEEEZ!  |
03-29-2007, 01:36 PM
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Rule 88: Posting pics of beer and women are always allowed in every thread even if they are not germaine to the thread's topic. Bonus points awarded to those who post pics of women holding a beer.
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If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!
Chuck D asked if he could get a witness; Uber asks if GU can get a Sweet 16 win....
Yes Uber Can!
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03-29-2007, 01:37 PM
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Rule 99.1: If your post makes F1D lose his lunch, then you know you have become a Supreme Foo Post Padder Expert.
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If you can't handle the confusion, stay out of the Foo!
Chuck D asked if he could get a witness; Uber asks if GU can get a Sweet 16 win....
Yes Uber Can!
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03-29-2007, 01:41 PM
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Rule Number W: lothar98zag shall always have the highest post count. (unless lothar grants permission to another poster to temporarily pass lothar's post total.)
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03-29-2007, 01:42 PM
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Rule 57: Rep should be given to other posters in the Foo as often as possible.
Rule 58: Negative rep is not allowed in the Foo.
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03-29-2007, 01:48 PM
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Uber seconds Rule 58 but not Rule W.
Uber still may be the only poster yet to receive negative rep in the Foo.
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Chuck D asked if he could get a witness; Uber asks if GU can get a Sweet 16 win....
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03-29-2007, 01:49 PM
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RULE XVIII: Uber approves all those who post in the third person.
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Chuck D asked if he could get a witness; Uber asks if GU can get a Sweet 16 win....
Yes Uber Can!
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03-29-2007, 01:53 PM
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Rule 2: All threads shall be rated 5 stars.
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Rule 2.1 Rating your own Foo threads (w/ 5 stars) is recommended. |
03-29-2007, 01:54 PM
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Rule 2.1 Rating your own Foo threads (w/ 5 stars) is recommended.
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Rule 2.1.1 No shame shall be had in attempting to rate the same thread (w/5 stars of course) twice.
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Chuck D asked if he could get a witness; Uber asks if GU can get a Sweet 16 win....
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Rule π: Remember following the rules is optional and you can't change rule #1
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Those who understand binary and those who do not.
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The FOO fuels me.
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03-29-2007, 02:04 PM
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Rule # 1: Rules are no fun, unless they are foo rules.
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03-29-2007, 02:12 PM
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Rule ∞: All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
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OMG!
Rule No. 99 - No photos posted of scantily clad morbidly obese people of either gender. PUH - LEEEZ! |
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"Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21
Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.
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03-29-2007, 02:21 PM
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18. No lollipops in Spokane
I. A. ii. sec.7393 "The sonuvazag rule:"
Rules can be classified as numbers, letters, or symbols. Rules, however, should be known by popular name as they are more commonly referred by both the media and common parlance.
The sonuvazag rule states no stipulations to be placed on aforementioned rule. Sonuvazag likes the sonuvazag rule and gives sonuvazag five stars.
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03-29-2007, 02:26 PM
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No. 57
No fighting in the Foo.
You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.
No. 58
Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.
No. 59
No white shoes after Labor Day
No. 60
Never post on an empty stomach.
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Quote:
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Rule ∞: All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
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IM(not so)HO - All polls on GUBoard should have "More Cowbell" as the last option. |
03-29-2007, 02:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lothar98zag
Rule 57: Rep should be given to other posters in the Foo as often as possible.
Rule 58: Negative rep is not allowed in the Foo.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RenoZag
No. 57
No fighting in the Foo.
You wanna fight? Take it to the OCC.
No. 58
Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.
No. 59
No white shoes after Labor Day
No. 60
Never post on an empty stomach.
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Rule #2: Rule #'s can be repeated as much as desired. |
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