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Old 03-29-2007, 03:29 PM
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No. 60

Never post on an empty stomach.
Darn I think I violated this rule a time or two. But if I posted while full of beer would that count as an indulgence toward said infraction?
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No. 57

No fighting in the Foo.

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No. 58

Rules may be numbered in any ordered deemed by the Uber.

No. 59

No white shoes after Labor Day

No. 60

Never post on an empty stomach.
Rule 60
Subsection a.

If one eats prior to posting, one should wait at least 30 minutes before posting... give or 29 minutes and 59 seconds.

Subsection b.
If one fills the empty stomach with beer then its OK to psot at will.
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Old 03-29-2007, 06:28 PM
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Subsection b.
If one fills the empty stomach with beer then its OK to psot at will.

Subsection c:

If following subsection (b) above, it is like totally ok to psot.

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Darn I think I violated this rule a time or two. But if I posted while full of beer would that count as an indulgence toward said infraction?
Sister Mary Elizabeth of the Perpetual Indulgences would likely give you a free pass. . .




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Rule 88: Posting pics of beer and women are always allowed in every thread even if they are not germaine to the thread's topic. Bonus points awarded to those who post pics of women holding a beer.
Is this adequate?
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Zagslug rule: Never open a thread in which Uber has posted when you are Zagslug cruising the FOO at work.
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Is this adequate?
Adequate? More like HOF post, if you ask me.
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Rule 99:

Cleavage shots are always welcome in the Foo.

Rulle 99(a)

Beer resting in cleavage earns more reputation points.
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Rule : All Polls conducted in the Foo shall have "More Cowbell" or some similar derivation thereof as at least one option.
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