Foo Rules, feel free to add your own

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

Cool posters have kids...

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

I have kids, ergo, I'm a cool poster

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

having over 200 posts qualifies you as something....it must.

[RenoZag]

Originally Posted by 94zagoldwomanasherdsmen

having over 200 posts qualifies you as something....it must.

If you're a fence, it means you cover a lot of ground.

In GUB land it's just another number

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

I was so excited to have another round number...living in the shadow of lothar is so disappointing. Over 300 posts means something....it must...whew, I have a new goal.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

I just passed 222, that's a 3rd of the way to the number of the beast...rule a452 - when you're at a third of the number of the beast, you must post randomly to bypass. At 666 you must post multiple random posts to put distance between you and satan.

[UberZagFan]

Uber's Last Rule: No more rules.

[RenoZag]

Uber has 700 posts ( as I write this ). . .So if Lothar is a Post Padder General, that means Uber is. . .a post padder colonel ?

[former1dog]

RULE F1D:

Opinions in the Foo may or may not have merit and may or may not be the true opinion of the author. Figure it out!

[UberZagFan]

Uber's Last Last Rule: Uber shall only receive Neg Rep. All positive comments regarding Uber's posts (and there are many) shall be made directly to Uber through private message or shall be posted in response to Uber's posts.

[kitzbuel]

In compliance with Uber's rule # whatever (the one about babes and beer)

http://www.toxicjunction.com/get.asp?i=V2050

[RenoZag]

[UberZagFan]

Originally Posted by RenoZag

Love is a rose but you better not pick it
Only grows when it's on the vine
Handful of thorns and you'll know you've missed it
Lose your love when you say the word mine

[UberZagFan]

Uber hereby amends the rule "No more rules" and adds another rule: "If your thread gets no stinking replies in the foo in the first 24 hours, you are required to reply to the thread yourself."

[lothar98zag]

Rule #1: Any and all rules can be superseeded at any time

[a13coach]

Originally Posted by 94zagoldwomanasherdsmen

Cool posters have kids...

Originally Posted by 94zagoldwomanasherdsmen

I have kids, ergo, I'm a cool poster

And how did you do in PHL 101?

[lothar98zag]

Rule #50: All threads w/ at least 50 replies should be bumped every so often.

[UberZagFan]

Originally Posted by lothar98zag

Rule #50: All threads w/ at least 50 replies should be bumped every so often.

Rule #50.1: All threads w/ under 50 replies should be bumped every so often until they reach 50 replies, then see Rule #50.

[Akzag]

Rule Rn.1a - The rain in Spain, stays mainly on the plain ...
Rn.1b. - Sometimes, Seattle transports its way to Spain

[Akzag]

Poll Rule - Polls should be exercised frequently in Foo.

[Akzag]

The capital of Poland is Warsaw, until otherwise changed by a vote of Foo-Nation.

[Akzag]

Members of Foo-Nation are obligated to max out their reps on a daily basis.

[Bocco]

Originally Posted by Akzag

Members of Foo-Nation are obligated to max out their reps on a daily basis.

Members of Foo-nation are when maxing out their reps on a daily basis should attempt to rep Foo posters first, before repping non Foo posters.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

Originally Posted by lothar98zag

Rule #1: Any and all rules can be superseeded at any time

New rule...all foo posters shall leave Uber positive feedback rather than negative just to remind him that there's good in the world.

[94zagoldwomanasherdsmen]

Originally Posted by Bocco

Members of Foo-nation are when maxing out their reps on a daily basis should attempt to rep Foo posters first, before repping non Foo posters.

Lutely....!!!

A whole sub-zagnation of posters with four squares (green or red) would be phen-om-ficken-al!

Foo Onn brother