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  • #31
    Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands?
    “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

    -Ken Pomeroy-

    https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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    • #32
      Because they’re all dead.
      “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

      -Ken Pomeroy-

      https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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      • #33
        Where do library books sleep at night?




        Under their covers.

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        • #34
          What NFL team goes on the most vacations?



          The Green Bay Packers

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          • #35
            An Irishman's first drink with his son

            While reading an article last night about fathers and sons, memories came flooding back to the time I took me son out for his first pint.

            Off we went to our local pub only two blocks from the cottage.

            I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.
            Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?

            He didn't. I drank it.

            I thought maybe he'd like whisky better than beer so we tried a Jameson's; nope!

            In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest whisky.

            He wouldn't even smell it.

            What could I do but drink it!

            By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so ####-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home!!!
            Not even a smile? What's your problem!

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            • #36
              What kind of fish goes great with peanut butter?
              “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

              -Ken Pomeroy-

              https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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              • #37
                Jellyfish.
                “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                -Ken Pomeroy-

                https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                • #38
                  Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
                  “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                  -Ken Pomeroy-

                  https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                  • #39
                    Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
                    “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                    -Ken Pomeroy-

                    https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                    • #40
                      Have you seen the movie "Constipation?"

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                      • #41
                        It hasn't come out yet.

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                        • #42
                          What do you call a pig who plays football?
                          “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                          -Ken Pomeroy-

                          https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                          • #43
                            A swinebacker.
                            “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                            -Ken Pomeroy-

                            https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                            • #44
                              Damn, I thought the answer was Kafusi

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                              • #45
                                What do you get when you cross an elephant with an airplane?
                                “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                                -Ken Pomeroy-

                                https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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