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  • #46
    A jumbo jet.
    “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

    -Ken Pomeroy-

    https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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    • #47
      What do you get when you cross an elephant with a clown?
      “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

      -Ken Pomeroy-

      https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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      • #48
        A jumbo jester.
        “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

        -Ken Pomeroy-

        https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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        • #49
          Knock knock

          Who's there?

          Dishes.

          Dishes who?

          Dish'es Sean Connery

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          • #50
            Pro Bowl Jokesters

            http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-videos...d-Joke-Telling
            'I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay… small acts of kindness and love.'
            - Gandalf the Grey

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            Foo Time

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            • #51
              Not even a smile? What's your problem!

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              • #52
                Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
                "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

                "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

                Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

                2012 Foostrodamus - Foothsayer of Death

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                • #53
                  Food is great but there is no atmosphere.
                  "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

                  "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

                  Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

                  2012 Foostrodamus - Foothsayer of Death

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                  • #54
                    Dad Joke: Why do you always see ghouls and demons together?
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                    "thnk god for few" jazzdelmar(12/12/11 12:50pm)
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                    "When most of us couldn't buy a basket. Where do we get off anyway?!" siliconzag (11/17/06 5:45:41 pm)
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                    I am monitoring the price of a donut
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                    • #55
                      Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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                      "thnk god for few" jazzdelmar(12/12/11 12:50pm)
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                      "When most of us couldn't buy a basket. Where do we get off anyway?!" siliconzag (11/17/06 5:45:41 pm)
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                      I am monitoring the price of a donut
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                      • #56
                        How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
                        “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                        -Ken Pomeroy-

                        https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                        • #57
                          You rocket.
                          “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                          -Ken Pomeroy-

                          https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Martin Centre Mad Man View Post
                            How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
                            Would that be an "astroTOT"?

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                            • #59
                              A man and his wife are awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

                              “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed.

                              “Who was that?” asked his wife.

                              “Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

                              “Did you help him?” she asks.

                              “No, I did not, it’s 3 am in the morning and it’s pouring out there!”

                              “Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him.”

                              The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

                              “Yes,” comes back the answer.

                              “Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

                              “Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

                              “Where are you?” asks the husband.

                              “Over here on the swing,” replies the drunk
                              Not even a smile? What's your problem!

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                              • #60
                                “Orion’s Belt is a huge waste of space.”

                                ...bad joke...three stars...
                                “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                                -Ken Pomeroy-

                                https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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