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  • #76
    I'm only familiar with 25 letters of the English alphabet.

    I don't know why.
    My posts indicate that I don't seem to follow college basketball all that closely.

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    • #77
      Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be called bagels.
      "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

      "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

      Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

      2012 Foostrodamus - Foothsayer of Death

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      • #78
        I had a dream last night, that I was Abraham Lincoln and I freed the slaves.
        It was a nocturnal manumission.
        Not even a smile? What's your problem!

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        • #79
          How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?


          One. Germans are very efficient and not very funny.
          'I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay… small acts of kindness and love.'
          - Gandalf the Grey

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          Foo Time

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          • #80
            Not even a smile? What's your problem!

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            • #81
              Seen on Twitter [@ItsAndyRyan ]

              Her: Who's your favorite literary vampire?
              Him: The one in Sesame Street
              Her: He doesn't count
              Him: I can assure you that he does
              The GUB Resource Library: Links to: Stats, Blogs, Brackets, & More. . .

              “They go to school. They do their homework. They shake hands. They say please and thank you. But once you throw that ball up, they will rip your heart out and watch you bleed.” -- Jay Bilas

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              • #82
                What did the ocean say to the beach?

                Nothing. He just waved.
                “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                -Ken Pomeroy-

                https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                • #83
                  Two whales walk into a bar. The first whale walks up to the bar and says, "oooooOOOooooooOO".
                  The second whale turns to the first and says, "Shut up Donnie, you're drunk."
                  Not even a smile? What's your problem!

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                  • #84
                    A priest, a minister, and a rabbit went to a blood bank. The nurse asked the rabbit "What is your blood type?" The rabbit replied "I think I might be a type O"
                    "And Morrison? He did what All-Americans do. He shot daggers in the daylight and stole a win." - Steve Kelley (Seattle Times)

                    "Gonzaga is a special place, with special people!" - Dan Dickau #21

                    Foo me once shame on you, Foo me twice shame on me.

                    2012 Foostrodamus - Foothsayer of Death

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                    • #85
                      Dad Joke Thread

                      What happens when you boil your funny bone?



                      You get a laughing stock.


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                      Last edited by kitzbuel; 09-15-2021, 04:43 PM.
                      'I found it is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay… small acts of kindness and love.'
                      - Gandalf the Grey

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                      Foo Time

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                      • #86
                        Scientists have finally developed a technique to measure the weight of a rainbow...

                        As it turns out, they’re pretty light...
                        “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                        -Ken Pomeroy-

                        https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                        • #87
                          What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?

                          Aretha Franklins.
                          The GUB Resource Library: Links to: Stats, Blogs, Brackets, & More. . .

                          “They go to school. They do their homework. They shake hands. They say please and thank you. But once you throw that ball up, they will rip your heart out and watch you bleed.” -- Jay Bilas

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                          • #88
                            A bear walks into a bar.

                            Bear: I’d like a… (waits a while) …beer please.

                            Bartender: Why the big pause?

                            Bear: I dunno, I’ve always had them.
                            The GUB Resource Library: Links to: Stats, Blogs, Brackets, & More. . .

                            “They go to school. They do their homework. They shake hands. They say please and thank you. But once you throw that ball up, they will rip your heart out and watch you bleed.” -- Jay Bilas

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                            • #89
                              How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend?

                              Meat Patty.

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                              • #90
                                How do you track Will Smith in the snow?










                                You follow the fresh prints.
                                My posts indicate that I don't seem to follow college basketball all that closely.

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