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    Why did the soldier salute the refrigerator?
    “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

    -Ken Pomeroy-

    https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

  • #2
    Because it was a GENERAL Electric...
    “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

    -Ken Pomeroy-

    https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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    • #3
      A ham sandwich walks into a bar...
      “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

      -Ken Pomeroy-

      https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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      • #4
        The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve food here."
        “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

        -Ken Pomeroy-

        https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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        • #5
          Dad Joke Survivors

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=__DApLNFJlw
          “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

          -Ken Pomeroy-

          https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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          • #6
            Five stars!
            Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest of places if you look at it right

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            • #7
              Never trust an atom.
              “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

              -Ken Pomeroy-

              https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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              • #8
                They make up everything.
                “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                -Ken Pomeroy-

                https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                  • #10
                    An 80 year old Irish man go to the doctor for his annual physical. After checking him over, the Dr. says

                    "You're in remarkable shape for a man your age. How do you do it"?

                    Well, I play 18 holes of golf every day, drinking a shot of whiskey on every hole. When done, I relax and drink beer.

                    I certainly wouldn't recommend that for every one, but it seems to have worked for you. How old was your Dad when he died?

                    Who said my Dad is dead?

                    He's not?

                    Nope he plays golf with me every day and when the round is over he likes to take long walks on the beach!

                    Amazing, said the Doctor. So how old was your Grandfather when he died?

                    Who said he was dead?

                    Don't tell me...he plays golf with you every day too!

                    Well yes, but he didn't play today. He got married.

                    Why would any man his age want to get married?

                    Who said he wanted to!
                    Not even a smile? What's your problem!

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                    • #11
                      What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?



                      Dam.
                      What are you doing, Adam? Do you even know how many people go blind from pizza shrapnel?

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                      • #12
                        “No team in the country has a better winning percentage against power conference teams since 2017 than Gonzaga... the Zags are playing above average teams in the best leagues in the country and winning 78% of the time.”

                        -Ken Pomeroy-

                        https://www.ksl.com/article/50342950...in-perspective

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                        • #13
                          What is brown and rhymes with snoop?

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                          • #14
                            Dr. Dre!!!

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                            • #15
                              I heard this one from the neighbor kid. Obviously his Dad told him this one.

                              Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

                              It had bluetooth.
                              You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich.

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