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  • Things, I am learning as I get older...post pads!

    In search of the Holy FOO Grail....

    I've learned....
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    1.

    Never argue with a crazy person.
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    • #3
      2.

      Don't be cheap with your dates, or you won't get any.
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      • #4
        3.

        When everything else fails, lower your standards.
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          When involved in a one-way conversation, learn to meditate and hum...ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha, ah ha ah ha.
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          • #6
            5.

            Remember to kiss your boss' butt, forget, everyone else you work with. They can only give you grief.
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            • #7
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              Always marry for money, happines can be bought!
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              • #8
                7.

                Yin - Yan

                If you are high, you eventually have to crash!
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                • #9
                  8.

                  Why don't fast food fries taste good after 15 minutes?
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                  • #10
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                    Why do I love fried foods?
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                    • #11
                      10.

                      I can't eat anything that still has the head and eyes in tact.
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                      • #12
                        11.

                        Why do I have to pay taxes?
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                        • #13
                          12.

                          I hate doing taxes.
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                          • #14
                            13.

                            Why does my tax accountant sound like he is speaking a foreign language?
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                            • #15
                              14.

                              If you feel the room spinning, then, it's time to put down the beer.
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