For starters, our K-8 was called St. Bernard's. . .the public school kids used to tease us by asking why we weren't wearing little barrels around our necks.
Boys wore "salt and pepper" corduroy trousers with white shirts, dress shoes, and a button down navy blue sweater that looked like a reject from Mr. Roger's closet. For the ladies, a blue plaid skirt with white blouse, same gaddawful sweater and a beanie ( for First Friday Mass ) that matched the skirts.
We started first grade as a class of 52 and 46 of us graduated 8 years later, in June 1971. We were first graders in Nov. '63 when the principal came into the classroom on the morning of Nov.22 and told us "the Communists had killed the President in Dallas."
Sister Mary Kevin was the second grade penguin. . .built like a linebacker. Had a "magic" ruler that was painted with alternating blue and white squares that found its way to many knuckles. When she yelled, she had a habit of spitting, so you tried to stand off to one side to avoid the spray.
Christmas time meant advent wreaths, a Sunday concert wherein each grade sang ( butchered?) a sacred hymn of the season. . .we looked forward to it every year because we got out of the classroom and tromped over to the church for rehearsal three days in a row.
The start of 6th grade meant eligibility for the altar boy draft. . .

you could say no but if you did the penguins questioned your character and graded your papers harder than the others. . .12 of us enlisted and by the time we graduated from high school 6 years later, only 4 had served the entire stint. . .weddings and funerals were the best gigs; the well-to-do Italian and Portugese families in the parish tipped well. And for the really big Requeim Masses, there was the opportunity to grab the bell rope and ride it up and down high in the belfry attic.
Tuition was 10 bucks a month and was couriered like a top secret document from home to school via a sturdy brown envelope with a red thread and button closure on the backside that would be annotated by the teacher once the tally had been collected, then sent home to join the stack of "payables" due the next pay period. Large families got a discount and didn't have to pay the ten spot for every kid.
The first Wednesday of every month was "Hot Dog Day" and for 25 cents, you got a dog, a bag of Laura Scudders potato chips, two carrot sticks, and a milk. Big eaters could pony up an extra two bits for another dog. The Mother's Guild ran the show and it was such a welcome relief from the PB&J, tuna fish, and bologna sandwiches that were the standard bill of fare for our Lost In Space, Gilligan's Island, and Casper the Friendly Ghost stamped metal lunchboxes. . .the one's that came with a matching Thermos that would eventually break before the end of the school year or stink to high heaven from the milk that was poured in and forgotten prior to the two week Christmas break.
We played kickball in the schoolyard that served as the church parking lot on Sundays. CYO basketball ran from November to March and the teams would pile into station wagons driven by volunteer Dads and Moms who ferried us to games against other schools with names like Presentation, St. Mary's, and St. Bernadette's. At the end of the season, the Monsignor would hand out swell certificates of achievement to all of the players and proudly announce that he was hiring back all of the coaches "at the same salary."
And you ?
Boys wore "salt and pepper" corduroy trousers with white shirts, dress shoes, and a button down navy blue sweater that looked like a reject from Mr. Roger's closet. For the ladies, a blue plaid skirt with white blouse, same gaddawful sweater and a beanie ( for First Friday Mass ) that matched the skirts.
We started first grade as a class of 52 and 46 of us graduated 8 years later, in June 1971. We were first graders in Nov. '63 when the principal came into the classroom on the morning of Nov.22 and told us "the Communists had killed the President in Dallas."
Sister Mary Kevin was the second grade penguin. . .built like a linebacker. Had a "magic" ruler that was painted with alternating blue and white squares that found its way to many knuckles. When she yelled, she had a habit of spitting, so you tried to stand off to one side to avoid the spray.
Christmas time meant advent wreaths, a Sunday concert wherein each grade sang ( butchered?) a sacred hymn of the season. . .we looked forward to it every year because we got out of the classroom and tromped over to the church for rehearsal three days in a row.
The start of 6th grade meant eligibility for the altar boy draft. . .

you could say no but if you did the penguins questioned your character and graded your papers harder than the others. . .12 of us enlisted and by the time we graduated from high school 6 years later, only 4 had served the entire stint. . .weddings and funerals were the best gigs; the well-to-do Italian and Portugese families in the parish tipped well. And for the really big Requeim Masses, there was the opportunity to grab the bell rope and ride it up and down high in the belfry attic.
Tuition was 10 bucks a month and was couriered like a top secret document from home to school via a sturdy brown envelope with a red thread and button closure on the backside that would be annotated by the teacher once the tally had been collected, then sent home to join the stack of "payables" due the next pay period. Large families got a discount and didn't have to pay the ten spot for every kid.
The first Wednesday of every month was "Hot Dog Day" and for 25 cents, you got a dog, a bag of Laura Scudders potato chips, two carrot sticks, and a milk. Big eaters could pony up an extra two bits for another dog. The Mother's Guild ran the show and it was such a welcome relief from the PB&J, tuna fish, and bologna sandwiches that were the standard bill of fare for our Lost In Space, Gilligan's Island, and Casper the Friendly Ghost stamped metal lunchboxes. . .the one's that came with a matching Thermos that would eventually break before the end of the school year or stink to high heaven from the milk that was poured in and forgotten prior to the two week Christmas break.
We played kickball in the schoolyard that served as the church parking lot on Sundays. CYO basketball ran from November to March and the teams would pile into station wagons driven by volunteer Dads and Moms who ferried us to games against other schools with names like Presentation, St. Mary's, and St. Bernadette's. At the end of the season, the Monsignor would hand out swell certificates of achievement to all of the players and proudly announce that he was hiring back all of the coaches "at the same salary."
And you ?
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